Coming Up: Satan’s Travel Guide
My friends, you know I’m on holiday, which is rare for me, but I do find I need to get away from time to time to see how my servants are faring, particularly in making travel, well … Hell. I’m not back in the office yet, but I realized that I can do you all a favor by helping you, my good servants, avoid some of the Hell Holes of Travel that I created primarily to make travel miserable for Christians and those who hate evil.
So for the rest of you (including some Christians who don’t hate evil), I feel I must help you avoid many of the risks and dangers of travel, particularly international travel. I, devilbloggger (moi), have traveled and lived all over the world, and I will soon impart some of my tried and true travel tips to minimize the chance of a ruined vacation.
Remember, these tips are not for Christians. I want them to experience the maximum of stealing and destroying often experienced by unwary and inexperienced travelers. This way I can continue to ruin their holidays, vacations, and, best of all, mission trips.
Stay tuned!
April 7, 2012 at 12:13 am
I can’t believe I’m saying this but,” Home safely !”
April 7, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Did you travel somewhere “warm”?
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
April 7, 2012 at 8:58 pm
Ahhhh, warm. I LOVE warm! Of course, “warm” is relative. Your hot is my cold.
April 7, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Satan is a homosexual deviant
April 8, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Blogging Satan, before he got the hang of it (see picture) http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2011/january/33.58.html
April 10, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Sorry for the long delay in replying; I’ve been out of the office. But THAT was funny! Thanks!
April 11, 2012 at 7:05 am
I did it for the, well, you-know-what of it.
BTW, you know me on FB a little bit, so I knew you were out of the office. Uh, is the air conditioner broken?