Coming Up: Satan’s Travel Guide
My friends, you know I’m on holiday, which is rare for me, but I do find I need to get away from time to time to see how my servants are faring, particularly in making travel, well … Hell. I’m not back in the office yet, but I realized that I can do you all a favor by helping you, my good servants, avoid some of the Hell Holes of Travel that I created primarily to make travel miserable for Christians and those who hate evil.
So for the rest of you (including some Christians who don’t hate evil), I feel I must help you avoid many of the risks and dangers of travel, particularly international travel. I, devilbloggger (moi), have traveled and lived all over the world, and I will soon impart some of my tried and true travel tips to minimize the chance of a ruined vacation.
Remember, these tips are not for Christians. I want them to experience the maximum of stealing and destroying often experienced by unwary and inexperienced travelers. This way I can continue to ruin their holidays, vacations, and, best of all, mission trips.