Really?
I was amused this week, my friends, at all the feigned surprise when my beelzebud Obama actually came out of his CINO (Christian in name only) closet to support gay marriage. REALLY? Really?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
It’s news that Obama supports gay marriage?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, I love the world I’ve created where one’s actions are ignored and their words, as empty or lying as they may be, are taken at two-face value. In this case, the fact that people actually “wondered” what Obama’s views on same-sex marriage might be proves my great power on earth.
Let me impart some wisdom to you, my readers. This will come as no surprise to long-time readers of this blog. (You can search on “Obama” to see all my brilliant analysis of this, my favorite US citizen). But I’ll tell you a sure-fire (so to speak) way to know everything Obama would do for any given topic.
Ready?
Here it is: for any given topic, subject, decision, statement, etc., simply ask yourself what would Satan do (WWSD)?
Alternatively, you could ask WWJD, and then do the opposite. In every case, however, you will find that WWOD is exactly the same as WWSD.
In this case, for example, between Jesus and I (moi) which one supports same-sex marriage?
Ha ha ha ha ha.
And Obama?
See how easy it is?
Obama, my CINO-in-chief, thrills me with his consistent faithfulness in carrying out my will on earth as it is in Hell.
In fact, I challenge you, my servants, to come up with one decision, policy, action, or other verifiable display of belief that could not easily be inserted as an answer to the question, “WWSD?”
Try it.
It’s like a game.
A game that illustrates an important game that I’m winning.
Because I’m Liberal One.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
