Listen, my servant friends. There is a story on the wires that worries me. It was published today in the LA Times, in an article entitled, “Poll: Obama’s a Muslim to many GOP voters in Alabama, Mississippi.” Yes, my friends, many people think that Obama is truly a Muslim! We must stop this nonsense. This is one time when you must believe me. (Really!!)
Let me explain.
Keep in mind that this is very confidentialistic–please treat it as such. Here it is: Obama isn’t anything but a politicoreligisopportunistika. That is, he has no core beliefs on ultimate issues of truth, but he will say or do anything of a religious nature for political reasons.
Obama is not unusual among politicians in this regard, but the difference between Obama and virtually every other US president is that Obama continues to push MY kingdom to levels even I would never have imagined in America’s old-fashioned Christian days.
Could you have predicted under any other president that a 30-year old woman would shamelessly and publicly go before the United States Congress and ask for free birth control pills? I’m not sure who makes me the most proud, the hussy or the hustled. But just imagine the Congress under any other administration listening to such embarrassing, brazen, shameless talk from a proudly loose woman on behalf of an entire Catholic university of openly loose women.
My how I’ve changed things when it’s a compliment to say about women that they have a “reputation.” And Obama wants his girls to grow up just as proud of their reputation as he wants this woman’s parents to be of their daughter’s. He said so.
And Americans sit back and yawn, or argue over religious rights versus women’s rights.
We’ve come a long way, baby!
That’s why this talk of Obama being a Muslim must stop. Because the only reason I’ve successfully pushed America so far toward the abyss that hardly any Americans get embarrassed at hussies hustling them for handouts, is because Obama does not act like a Christian!
Got it? Regardless of whether Obama is truly a Muslim or not, he clearly, by his actions, is not a Christian.
And that’s all I care about.
I don’t care what people say they are. Half the people in Hell say they were Christians. Big deal. They didn’t act like it.
And Obama, because he has no core values beyond those of a socialistic worldview, will, if pushed, shamelessly act like a Christian. And if Obama starts acting like a Christian, my kingdom on earth will suffer.
And I don’t like to suffer.
So here’s what I want you to do, my servants. At every chance you get, battle the rumors that Obama is a Muslim. Refute those who base their judgments on what he does, and not what he says! Make up excuses for his associations, his childhood experiences, his clear affinity for Muslim culture and beliefs, his barely veiled antipathy toward Christianity and Christians.
Because if we can’t convince people Obama is not a Muslim simply because he acts like one, then Obama, being the smart tool he is, will start acting like a Christian.
And I hate those who act like Christians.
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