Quote of the Day: [I]t is an amazing thing to witness staunch atheists become cringing creationists one millisecond after they permanently leave the life of free will and enter my eternal kingdom of irredeemable theists. –Evolution debate un-naturally selected to die in Louisiana
What is the human brain, my friends? Is it, as modern science would dictate, merely a conglomeration of atoms that happened for no good reason to form in the Big Bang’s chain reaction of motion? Like earth, wind, and fire, is the brain nothing more than the aftermath of a purposeless, chance event?
Darwinism holds this view, and this is precisely what all little chillens in public schools are taught.
And I like it.
But why, my servants, do humans, even after learning that they are accidents of nature, believe in God? Why, after generations of worldwide indoctrination into Darwinian philosophy do people continue to have notions of God?
Do rocks believe in God?
I know, my servants, I know.
And so that you can join my efforts more effectively at making humans more like rocks, I will let you in on an enduring truth that must be extinguished. This information is highly confidential, please treat it accordingly. The only other place this information is found is in the Bible, so as long as you don’t spill the beans, the secret should remain.
Here it is: human beings are fundamentally different from every other creation, including me, because humans are uniquely created in God’s image.
That’s why atheists, who must work to believe that they are no different from rocks, work so hard at believing they don’t believe in God. It’s actually impossible, and explains why atheists are such gloomy characters.
And today’s news from the atheistified Science Digest helps show why. I’m referring to Science Digest’s article entitled, “Humans ‘Predisposed’ to Believe in Gods and the Afterlife.”
According to the article:
A three-year international research project, directed by two academics at the University of Oxford, finds that humans have natural tendencies to believe in gods and an afterlife.
Natural tendencies? I’ll say. And I’ve been trying to smother those tendencies for centuries. Why do you have to bring it up as scientifically verified?
Fortunately, the researchers throw me a bone in reporting:
The studies (both analytical and empirical) conclude that humans are predisposed to believe in gods and an afterlife, and that both theology and atheism are reasoned responses to what is a basic impulse of the human mind.
Yes, atheism is a perfectly natural response! And, I might add, this is why I like when an atheistic publication reports on such issues, because they should have written, “that both theism and atheism are reasoned responses . . .”
Hey, theogeeks, atheism is a theology!
While theism is the default response of the human mind, if one sufficiently succumbs to my lies, the foolish mind darkened by the wisdom of this world can suppress the default theism with feigned atheism.
Atheism is not only a reasoned response (according to my reasoning), it is a scientifically proven post-disposition of the human brain.
Humans come into this world as fallen theists created in God’s image. My job is to ensure that inborn sinfulness is nourished by worldly wisdom and vain philosophy so that the faint image remaining becomes almost completely obscure.
And every atheist that believes in unbelief confirms my success.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
And the beat goes on.