It tires me to have to do this, but I understand that in the United States there is a big election coming up. I do some of my best work in the United States because I find so little opposition. So to ensure continued smooth operations I will provide some voter guidance for all who wish to please me.
I’m not going to waste too much time expounding on my will for some voter issues for which my position should be self-evident. Abortion? Duh! But my servants should know more fundamentally how to look at issues and candidates.
In general, I am against liberty, against freedom of conscience, and against freedom of thought. And, in general, I am for bondage, for forced toleration of all views by the individual, and for enforced centralized thought control for all.
Today’s lesson: Liberty vs bondage
I support, and I ask my servants to support, candidates who work to limit individual liberty. Liberty is best destroyed at the individual level by making, or keeping, an individual dependent upon another’s largesse. Such dependency is best sold to the public as compassion; who could be against looking out for another’s welfare? And the welfare I support is compassion divorced from an individual’s free will, and placed into the hands of tax-funded central planners, most of whom love to do my bidding.
And here’s where I do my best work in the modern world: liberty is doubly destroyed when the dependency of one burdens another who unwillingly provides the dependent’s support with resources stolen by yet another. Stealing, you ask? Well, I’m being frank here; but, yes, taxation, taking personal property by force without consent from one to give to another (who, I must gloat, is ultimately enslaved by such gifts) is a form of theft. What’s the difference between a thief in the night taking property without consent and the governer/president/Congress doing the same? Nothing, really. And the fact that very few see this is one of my most striking achievements. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Yes, theft from one to enslave another. That is my will on earth. Support any candidate who agrees with this policy, and you will do my will on earth as it is in Hell.